Double meaning names!?

In Spanish there lots of double meaning names. Example Elena Nito which sounds normal but if you pronounce as El ena-Nito your saying THE MIDGET. Is there any names such as this one in English. Please share!!!Double meaning names!?
I found these from emails on the net but yahoo wouldn't let me paste all of them because there were too many.



* Tarre Beach is a real person. She saw this page and emailed me, saying she was born in California where there's tar on the beach.



Someone sent me this: "A coworker whose last name is Naze wanted to name his daughter May Ann Naze but his wife refused."



Then a few months later I received this: "I believe I was that child. My dad (Robert Naze) used to tell me that story all the time when I was a little girl. He and my grandfather both wanted that to be my name because they thought it was hilarious, but my mom refused because she didn't want me to get made fun of as a child. My name instead ended up being Melissa Ann Naze."



Someone else sent me this: "My aunt's name is Debra May Page and she married Patrick Dye, so now she is called Debra May Dye!! Lol!!"



And this is from another Dye: "My maiden name is Mandy Brown and I married Timmy Dye. My name is now Mandy Brown Dye. Our marriage announcement in the local paper read BROWN-DYE. I also know siblings named Rusty Keys and Penny Keys. I almost named my kids May Dye and Will Dye. My husband wouldn't have it!"



Meg ***** sent me this: "This one is real - it's mine. My maiden name was Meg Ann Childress. Nothing exciting. Well, I married Alan *****, and now I am Meg A. *****!"



I love this recent submission: "My friend's name is Crystal Ware and has been made fun of all of her life for it. She's been called names like Tupperware, silverware, and the famous underwear."



This is from Misty Cupp: "My maiden name is Misty Cupp (Miss Tea Cup). I am now Mason. My family jokes that I went from a tea cup to a Mason jar. I have a cousin named Crystal Cupp."



And this: "Our last name is Reitz pronounced rights. When my husband and I were expecting our son he wanted to name him William Oliver Reitz (Bill O. Reitz) [but] I wouldn't go for it."



From Kristin G: "When I was a teenager, I worked with a woman named Terry (spelled that way) who married a man with the last name Terry (yes, spelled that way) so her name was Terry Terry. In a neighboring town, many years ago, a family named Teed had two sons, whom they named Warren and Garren. Finally, in our local phone book is a listing which appears as 'Miss, Kris'-which, of course, would make her name 'Kris Miss.' Sometimes I wonder what in the world parents are thinking!!!"



From Robert Eisenschmidt: "I have a friend, Bill Land, who named his daughter Alison Wanda Land. His wife changed the name on the birth certificate when she found out."



From Joyce: "I enjoyed your website, especially the funny names. Where I work, there is a woman named Constance Sweat and another named Elizabeth Ard - she detests being called Liz Ard and prefers Beth. I knew another girl who named her son Eddy Bair."



From Phil Simms: "I knew a girl that went to Westside High in Omaha Nebraska named Summer Holiday."



From Theresa Glass: "When I was pregnant with my oldest son I wanted to name him Otto. Our last name is Glass. Otto Glass (auto glass). His dad wouldn't allow it."







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I have also got some recorded names of real people:

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I enjoyed whimsy's answers, but one he did not include is

Seymour Butts (see more butts)

I like the names Amanda and the name Lynn, but they do not work together

Amanda Lynn ( a mandolin)Double meaning names!?
What about

Courtney Fish

Oliver Sutton

Justin Case

Neil Down, Bob Down, Sid Down, Stan Down, Ben Down, Luke Down, Mark Down,

Ida Down, Hans Down

Theresa GreenDouble meaning names!?
High school kids love to do this when signing in:



Warren Pease (War and Peace)

Isabel Ringen (Is a bell ringing?)

Howie Dewitt (How we do it)

Natalie Drest (nattily dressed)

Plus quite a few vulgar ones.

Is that the kind of thing you had in mind?