What are some mean names I could call my friend?

Me and my friend kinda have these little fights where we call each other mean names. I want a really surprising one. We usually cover the the usually ones. like F@ggot, loser, b*tch, sl*t. Stuff like that. But I'm running out of ideas. AAAH. Help?What are some mean names I could call my friend?
its an inside joke with my bff, but we call eachother picklebags... dont ask haha

but it works.



here's some others:



turkey ****

hobo

********

********

dickweed

dufus

assmuncher

face ache

********

wingbat

dingbat

chode

queef

douchetard

numbnuts

cockmuncher

herpe harvester

crippledick

testetickler

cameltow-er

cumbucket

cumbasket

cumguzzler

racist.



i hope those are efficient! (:
tool, asshat, stop wearing ur a.s.s on ur head, dumb whore, stankasshoe, l.a.r.d-***, a.s.s-clown, a.s.s- almost anything, c.u.n.t, scrub, pr1ck, fukt@rd n u can always make combos with ***-, ***-, penis-, etc etc. :DDWhat are some mean names I could call my friend?
My friend one jokingly said "talking to you makes me envy the blind and the deaf"

I thought that was hilarious :)What are some mean names I could call my friend?
Fishy *** pussy or ur pussy stinks like fish

Cock sucking hoe

Hood rat

Door nob

****

Lose pussy

Dumb trick

Scrape

Fat *** *****

Saggy tities
Pork Tree

Jungle Tail

Cheesy Apple

Sour Sweat

Smelly Fries

Clown Gutter



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